September 6, 2021 @ 9:02 AM
By Order of the Crown Under My Seal I hereby approve a PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE on The Phillipines. Take NO prisoners other than those individuals who speak Tagalog.
BRITISH EMPIRE OF TEXAS
THE HOUSE OF COUCH
August 30, 2021 @ 4:44 PM
It is with deep regret that I request your permission to execute the remaining citizens of the former United States of America. I have given it my best effort to save these people from themselves but, alas, have not been able to do so. The Armed Forces of The British Empire of Texas have worked so hard and with such bravery but it is time to move on. Please let General Adam Artman of the BET Royal Army know of your decision.
It has been said that heavy hangs the head that wears the crown and this is one of those times my dear cousin.
August 23, 2021 @ 10:44 PM
Thank you for your fine work in catching these Internet and Banking criminals. You are real and spectacular!
British Empire of Texas
A/K/A Scheri Couch
President, The Griffon Group, Inc. - A Delaware Corporation
A/K/A Sataya Capet
August 20, 2021 @ 9:17 AM
By Order of the Crown, the military organization known as the Marines is hereby disbanded. We thank you for your service. Please check with your CO for your eligibility for veterans benefits, etc.
Under My Seal,
August 19, 2021 @ 4:44 AM
Attention HMS Enterprise: You are hereby authorized by Order of the Crown, Under My Seal, to make the cities of Juarez and Tijuana glow.
August 1, 2021 @ 6:32 AM
Echelon. Please do a recon on the temple in Los Angeles. If my insights are correct, destroy it. After the building is destroyed, airdrop pine cones.
By Order of the Crown, Under my Seal,
July 24, 2021 @ 4:44 PM
I had the most amazing dream during my afternoon nap. I dreamt I sent a Peace Delegation to the Caribbean. A dear friend of mine would like to open an Edsel plant there and employ thousands. He was looking for an island nation that boasts naturally gifted machinists. Rumor has it a few of my former Miss America friends would take part by George.